Hot Off The Press

Well technically it’s been more than a few days. If you remember I talked about writing a novel and all the trials I did to complete that little task in the space of nine months. To make it more real for me, I had to get it printed out. This is in preparation for “Phase 2″ of my plan. I wasn’t about to waste a ton of printer ink and paper to make that happen, so I choose Lulu.com to handle the task for me. All I had to do was upload a PDF of my work and I could put together a book project and make it a reality. Not to sell mind you. Just to print myself out a rough draft of the story.

So here it is in its plain glory:

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Nine months worth of work split into 3 parts. I didn’t bother giving it a nice cover. It’s just supposed to be for my reference anyway. As you can read from the cover, the top one (first chunk) I called “The Stars Shine for Akako” and the last one is called “Akako Save the World.” The middle chunk is named “The World Is Burning, Akako.” It’s not really indicative of a trilogy. It just so happens I had 3 TXT files over the course of the writing process and I wanted to maintain that. Each chunk is double-spaced so I can annotate it later. It’s also spell-checked — at least spell-checked. I prepped everything using Pages. I didn’t even try to read over it. No editing. No worrying. Just print the damn thing out with all its nasty plot-holes, ill-conceived metaphors, and horrific word choice. I’ll sort it out later.

The biggest issue I had was with Lulu.com itself. It wants PDFs for book submissions and hey, Macintoshes natively handle PDFs. Guess which type of PDFs Lulu.com dislikes. Yeah, ones made natively on a Mac. After I finished editing, I couldn’t just have Pages print out a PDF and submit it to Lulu.com’s site. I had to download and install OpenOffice 3.0 and have it export to PDF. Turns out Lulu.com wants all of your font choices and such embedded into the PDF, that way they can print it one-to-one with what you specified. So, that’s definitely good that they care about things like that (it being their business, after all), but it wasn’t so fun when I had to jump through hoops to get what I wanted.

Another route you can take with Lulu is to upload a word DOC formated file. It’ll build a PDF for you. Hey, Pages can export to Word 2003. It would be perfect and for the first chunk of my rough draft, I did just that. The second chunk didn’t go through. I don’t know what kind of formatting I had but Lulu hated it and wouldn’t accept it as a legal format.

I love Pages. I’m alright with OpenOffice but it’s really glitchy graphically, but often I feel that this reinforces Word as the standard application of choice. Lulu’s happiest with that, even says so in their FAQ. I’m sure if I used Word for everything it would have worked just fine. But, I hate paying for Word. Oh, yes, and I know, they’re in the Cloud now. Who isn’t?

So why print this out? I’m going to build myself a care package to open in 6-9 months. More likely 9 months. So by then I can have forgotten everything about it and revise it with a fresh eye. It’s also a decent excuse to procrastinate on the novel for as long as I can. I’m taking this time to work on some other little projects and get some short fiction written. I feel like that’s something I can pursue with the intent of publishing whereas this novel will be an investment for the long run, and even if not, it’s a dream come true for me. I finished what I started. I’ve got something nobody in the world has. You can’t beat that.

A Novel Experiment

I wrote a novel.

Well, alright it’s a rough draft of a novel. It’s riddled with plotholes, impossibilities, continuity errors, and nonsense, but for the most part I think I kept things pretty coherent, at least coherent enough for me to understand what’s happening from scene to scene.  I’ve been working on this beautiful mess (as I like to refer to it) since August 13 2009. I finished it Saturday, May 15 2010. I’ve been writing this novel over a span of 9 months and 5 days.

I really wasn’t expecting to be doing that. I was hoping to be done in half the time, because the truth is I wrote this novel on a lark. It was an experiment. I wanted to take the germ of an idea and have it bear fruit, which I think it did.

I might have mentioned it before, but I read Steven King’s On Writing and a selected series of interviews with Hayao Miyazaki and both masters discuss their creative processes. Basically, they just make it up as they go along. I like to use less fancier terms and say: “I pulled it out of my ass.” King says he writes the story first. Plot holes, symbols, and theme be damned. Just write it through to the end, then set it aside for half a dozen months before revising it. Miyazaki doesn’t begin with a script. He uses drawings and storyboards, which is fitting since he’s doing animation. By the time the movie is done he has a “script.” So if you ever wonder why Miyazaki’s films are simultaneously beautiful pieces of art, wonderfully animated, and incomprehensibly told stories, that’s why (and why I love ‘em).

Hearing two of our contemporary masters talk about creativity in that manner convinced me that the way I was going about it wasn’t wrong. I tried outlines, notecards, mindmaps, and all sorts of pre-writing. I just don’t work that way. Maybe someone else can, but not me. I tried various forms of helpful technology. I even thought, “hey, I’m a software engineer, I could make some software to help me write better!” Nope.

Here’s what I used to write my story: On my Macintosh I used a program called jDarkRoom. It’s like WriteRoom or any other no-nonsense text editor. I set it to be a black background with green text. On the PC I used WriteMonkey with the same settings. I saved everything as TXT files. I used Subversion to back up my TXT files so everytime I finished a writing session it would be saved. This gives me the advantage of going back and seeing the diff between that revision and previous ones. Plus, it’s better than just keeping multiple backups which I did in the past. I figure, since I’m an engineer, let’s do things in a smarter way so version control for novel writing for the win. I have three computers in the house… a central HTPC, my Mac, and a desktop. They’re all able to share via Subversion so I can work in my “office-y” environment, my sofa, and away from the house. I use Mozy to back my stuff up off-site too including my Subversion database.

I ended up breaking the novel up into three parts as I wrote only because the text files were getting long. Once it hit over 100,000 words it became cumbersome to work with so I’d start a new file. I also had another file that was just notes for my novel as I wrote it. I had them open together so I could go back and forth between them if I needed too.

I wrote every weekday morning. My writing time is about 7:30 am till 9 am. The way my life is allows me to work like this. I like the idea of waking up at 7:30 am and meeting the day rain or shine, cold or warm. Nowadays I jump out of bed without looking back. Writing first thing allows me to get straight to it without the “oh, I can do it later…” attitude that writing after work might instill in me. Plus, after work, I’m dead tired and writing is the last thing I want to do. You might think I’m crazy to wake up at 7:30 am. It’s early, but I figured if I really wanted to write a novel, this was the only way for me to do it, and I made it work for me. I don’t write that whole 90 minutes. Usually it’s more like 70 of that 90 minutes I write, and that’s about good enough for a day’s work.

That’s it. Simple. One text file for the story. One for notes. 70 minutes a morning, 5 days a week, and sometimes on weekends. I wrote the story straight through. Somedays that was hard, others it was easy. You just have to find the hook that grabs you. Leave off in mid-sentence and save it for tomorrow to prevent writer’s block. Explore ideas and build on what you wrote before it. Sometimes the characters told me where they wanted to go. Sometimes I knew where I want things to go. Eventually, I had to force things towards a resolution to end it. Not pretty, I admit, but it gets the job done.

Here are the final stats on how long it took me to birth this rough draft:

I started Thursday, August 13 2009 and finished Saturday, May 15 2010.

That’s about 39 weeks and 2 days, or 275 days, or 9 months and 5 days of writing.

I wrote mostly on weekdays with the occasional weekend (in my stat collecting I counted every other weekend), which means I wrote 216 of the 275 days. (39 weeks * 5 days + 2 extra days + 19 weekend days)

Of course, on those days sometimes I’d have more than one writing session, and after counting my changelist submits it came to about 228 work sessions altogether.

I assume about 70 minutes per writing session. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Number of minutes I spent writing (approx.): 15,960 minutes.

Translated to hours: 266 hours.

Days worth of writing: 11.08 days (if I were insane and wrote straight through).

I averaged about 1476 words a session.

Each chapter, there are 59 plus an Epilogue, was about an average of 5,606 words long.

The entire draft is 338,384 words long split into 3 TXT files. This doesn’t include the notes which are in a file of its own.

In the end I made 310 commits to Subversion.

I did write apart of this for NaNoWriMo. So, I cheated. HA! I don’t care, NaNo was a good excuse to write in November and the point is to write not to win the “contest.” Besides I won anyway; I have a story.

Now think, if you found an hour of time to write just during the week days, that’s 5 hours. After a while, that adds up into a novel. It’s totally doable and not as daunting as you think it is. You just can’t think about the end product. I didn’t think for a minute I’d be working for nine months. If you write every morning and enjoy yourself the book will write itself and it’ll come to an conclusion too.

The question is: what now?

Well, there are some lingering regrets and doubts. There are scenes I’d like the story to have. There are plotholes, continuity errors, and stuff I totally just made up totally out of nowhere to fill in the gaps that need to be addressed and resolved. So I’m going to write down as many of these things as I can remember or come up with.

I want to do a small art project with my novel. I want to illustrate the characters and the settings so I can visualize them better.

In the end I’d take all of this stuff and archive it. Print out the story. Copy the TXT files, artwork, notes onto a burned CD and shove it in a box with a note to my future self to return to this and fix this mess and make it awesome — that’s the bit where I follow King’s advice. I’d like to make a timeline of events and figure out who these characters are, because I wrote day to day, off the top of my head, just making stuff up and I didn’t want to give the time over to figuring things out then. Leave it to my intuition and I’ll fix it in post.

So, my novel is about 330,000 words and I don’t really want to print that out on my printer since it’ll cost me a boatload of ink and paper. I’m experimenting with Lulu.com right now to see how usable their service is at doing this kind of book printing. My plan isn’t to send them my novel right away, but to use some old writing instead and test their service out. I don’t ever intend to use them as a vanity press, just as a means to print out drafts of my story for revision purposes. So far, it’s easy to set up with Lulu. Just create an account and start a new book project. Uploading manuscripts on Lulu is slow as molasses via the HTML uploader — I’m only getting 1kb upload time. The way to go with Lulu is using their FTP access, but even that’s a bit flakey. I did manage to get my prose uploaded and made a no-nonsense white cover. Once it was all said and done, it cost me ten bucks including shipping to get my test book out to me.

Oh one thing about Lulu which I found annoying. You are able to upload formatted PDFs which I think would be the best way to go to preserve your formatting, etc. If you’re using a Macintosh with Snow Leopard, you’re probably thinking, “sweet I’m all set.” Mac natively does PDF. You upload your manuscript as a PDF from your Mac. Bam! Lulu, after taking an ice age to upload your file, will tell you that they don’t like PDFs made with Quartz so you can’t use Apple’s native PDF format. What’s up with that bullshit?

As a final bit, you might be wondering: what did I write about?

I’m still trying to figure that out too. icon smile A Novel Experiment Joking aside, I don’t feel like talking about it since I just finished and I want to let it settle down first. I’ll say this much. I love anime and Japanese pop-culture. I wanted to write something that paid homage to my favorite animes from the 90s. You know, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ghost in the Shell, and Akira. That’s the stuff that got me into anime way back when. I have a soft spot for Shoujo too so there’s some of that reflected in the story as well. It’s got sci-fi elements. It’s meant to be fun, disturbing, weird, and filled with over-the-top action and oneday maybe you’ll get to read it.

I got published

Orange

It’s one small step…

So, there’s no pay involved in getting published here, nor was it my aim. Please read the story and if you have any feedback I’d love to hear it. You should be able to leave it in the comment second below.

The Last Colonial Ship

In thirty minutes the sun’s last photons would arrive at the planet. After that perpetual twilight would overtake the world. The lingering heat would dissipate over the next few days and after that The End. Taro stopped long enough to catch the streaks of fire rising into the last clear blue sky this planet would ever have. He raced against the colonial ships rocketing away. He raced against the photons charging to the planet. Down one street, through a back alley, hopping over a stray cat, he came to Ami’s door and banged away “Ami! Ami!” From the balcony she peered down. “I got a pass on the last ship!” He waved the slip of paper.

Ami disappeared from the balcony without a word. For a moment, Taro felt that she might not come. The front door’s metal hinge whined and scraped against the pebbled pathway. She stood before him like a water reed quivering in the wind and he embraced her half-afraid that a strong gust might snap her in half.

“I can’t run,” she said.

“Climb on my back!” He helped her up. He held onto the ticket – he wouldn’t trust it to his pockets and he charged through the alley kicking up puddles. The streets in front of him contained more trash than people. Empty buildings cast long shadows cutting the light into tiny slivers.

“How did you get the pass?” Ami asked.

“Lucky.”

They arrived on Fourth and Harvard. The line went around the block, across the street, and into the park. A giant colonial cruiser waited there. The military checked everyone’s papers. “They’re going to catch us,” Taro thought. “But, I’ve got to try.”

“Papers,” the officer said. Taro handed them to him. Every bead of sweat running down his face grew heavier and new droplets oozed from his neck, but he kept his equanimity. “This is your wife, Mr. Weston?” The officer turned to Ami.

Her eyes widened. Her lips opened and she seem to say, “What?”

“Yes,” Taro said. He drew her close. “Elle’s my wife.”

The officer raised a small scanner from the paper to the happy couple. “There’s missing information on this document. Can you provide proof of marriage?” They had to be strict. It was just his job. “Rings?” He glanced at their hands.

“I’m sorry,” Ami said. “We were married just recently but with the jeweler gone, we couldn’t get rings.”

“I understand, no marriage license though?” The officer asked.

“We were in a rush,” Taro said. He brushed his brow again. “We had to run all the way here.”

“Your wife’s not sweating.”

“I’m not very strong, but Taro, I mean Johann, my strong Taro, carried me here.” Ami tugged his arm. “Honey, I can get the papers.”

The sweat on Taro’s face turned cold at the notion of her leaving. After everything he had done just so they could get on the last cruiser. The sky moved from daylight to night without the sunset to mark the change.

“No, it’s perfectly fine,” the officer said. He tipped his hat and left. The line marched forward. The pitch black night became a canvas for twinkling stars and a giant nebula smeared across the horizon. The moon appeared as a hole in the sky.

“Taro.” Ami tugged on his sleeve. “Why did you do it?”

“Why did you do it?”

Behind them a fight broke. It looked like David and Goliath and David was the officer checking tickets. The irate Goliath threw the officer into the street. “We had our papers stolen by some punk! How much? For me and my wife!”

“Don’t listen,” Taro said as he put his arm around Ami. She sipped from his embrace like a flower carried away by the wind. “Ami!” She ran to the officer. Taro dashed out of line rueful of losing their place.

“Wait!” She stopped, panting.

“Mrs. Weston?” the officer said getting up.

“My name’s not Weston.” Ami held the ticket out.

“Honey!” Taro snatched the ticket and held her. “What’s wrong?”

“I can’t lie, Taro! I can’t!”

“She’s a bit delirious with everything happening,” Taro told the officer.

“You’re that punk! He stole my ticket!”

“Sir, I don’t know what your talking about!”

Johann raised his fist; they were twice the size of Taro’s. “Stop it!” Ami stepped between Taro and Johann. Johann threw a punch striking Ami across her cheek. The papers where her body collapsed fluttered around her like petals off a dead stem. Taro crumpled to his knees. He touched her face but the life left her eyes and she too had joined the darkness of the world.

“My name is Johann Weston. This is the real Elle, not that little twig. I want on that goddamn ship…what the hell are you doing?”

“Sir,” the officer said. “We still have laws. You’re under arrest for murder.” The officer read him his rights. He fought until tased into silence and then hauled away into the night. “Mr. Weston,” the officer said holding the paper out for Taro. “I’m sorry for your loss.” He walked back to the throng gawking at their little melodrama and continued checking papers.

THE END

Notes: I’ve always been curious about what the end of our planet would look like to the people on the surface of the planet. What would it be like if our sun died out? What would we see? What would we try to do? This is a much simplier take on what we would do. I’m sure there would be a lot of looting and rioting in the streets. There’ll always be those people who can get out and those who can’t.

After I wrote this, I saw an episode of Galaxy Express 999 that had a very similar story about a man and woman who refused to leave the planet until he finished writing the history of their world before it was destroyed. He gave Tetsuro that last book and asked him to carry it out into the stars, so that others may remember that they lived on that dead planet. Tetsuro and Maetel escaped, of course, but the man and his woman didn’t. The colonial ship they were to take didn’t make it either. I think a volcano firing out debris blew it up. Sucks to be them.

Generation Z

I remember being eight years old and rummaging through the steering room of our yacht. I came across some old registration papers for a man named Benjamin Ohne. I know for a fact that we have no relation to him, and when I showed my mom, she took the papers out of my hands, and I never saw them again. There’s a conspiracy between parents and grandparents to hide this truth from us, not just me, but all of us younger than twenty. I keep asking the same question though: Why did we give up the land for the ocean? I used the Fleet’s network and did a search but all I could find was current news and old historical documents. Nothing about the last 20-30 years. There’s a gap no one wants to fill, and it’s time I took matters into my own hands.

We live on a yacht and water wraps the entire horizon of our world. Our ship is one of many in a rag-tag fleet of boats made of other yachts, skiffs, whalers, a Mississippi steamer, several dozen Chinese junks, an icebreaker, a super tanker, and a few old U.S. destroyers. An aircraft carrier, the U.S.S. Enterprise, is the center of our fleet. I had heard that she used to launch F-15s and other cool looking jets, but nowadays I see the deck used more as a vast clothes line for laundry than for landing jet planes. We live in the Atlantic; we’re not going anywhere. Sails replaced engines. The wind steers us. Ropes tether us together just in case we stray too far, and you don’t want to stray too far.

Every night, while everyone’s asleep, I go topside and sit on the deck. I listen to the water lapping against our yacht’s hull and let the warm night breeze brush against my skin. I feel like I should be able to hear birds, but for some reason, I haven’t heard one or seen one since I was six.

On the horizon I see the lights of the Enterprise flicker on. She is a bright beacon in an otherwise dark world. I hear the motor of an old biplane whirling to life and see it run along the deck of the Enterprise and shoot into the sky. It flies into the darkness and vanishes into a large silhouette. It can’t be, I think. But it is. Land ho.

I head below deck quietly and shake Aaron awake. “Dude, we’re near land.”

“I’ll make breakfast,” Aaron says.

“Don’t wake mom and dad.” I slip back into my room and change. There’s a satchel of stuff I lug back to the dingy attached to the end of our yacht house. There’s enough supplies for a day or two, but we won’t stay out long. My brother comes out with some algae and fish. We eat while we work ensuring everything is ready. I untie the boat and we shove off.

The sky changes gradients of blue. The fleet is a spec where the sun rises. My arms burn, but the sight of buildings illuminated by dawn pushes me on. The answers are coming.

We paddle by the Statue of Liberty. The ocean narrows into a river. Buildings line either side of us and bridges span across the water. On the bridge, cars wait with open doors for their owners to return. It looks like their drivers left them in haste. Aaron pulls out my dad’s binoculars and scopes out the land.

“There’s nobody here,” he says.

“Take over for a sec, I want to see.” I gaze into the abandoned city. Trash tumbles through where people used to walk. In some places new life buds through the asphalt. Along the water, we spy a harbor with tall fences. Barbed wire lines the top of them making it impossible to climb over. What happened here? Why did our grandparents leave this all behind?

Aaron and I beach our boat on the sands and set foot on dry land. There’s no rocking or swaying. Solid. Dry. Ground. I had only been on dry land once before, when we were on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific a couple of years back, but this is Aaron’s first time. How strange, no birds still. Just the wind howling and water sloshing against our dingy.

We wander around the beach. Trash lies around us — old cups of Starbucks coffee, crumpled sheets of the New Yorker, cups, bottles, cans, and shopping bags from Macy’s, Neimann Marcus, and FAO Schwartz. Someone’s cellphone is buried in the sand; the battery’s dead. There’s blood on the back of it; I drop it and wipe my hands against my shirt. I know its been dried for years, but still. There’s danger here in the silence.

“Mikey!” All my senses tingle. I take off in the direction of his voice and grab a plank of wood stuck in the gravel as I run by. A wall of rock obscures my brother. “Mike!” I run faster around the rock wall; Aaron stands alone holding something metal and rectangular in his hands. My heart slows; I lower the stick, but I am conscious that the city scrutinizes our every move.

“What is it?”

“It’s a broken camera.”

He hands me the machine. I open the side flap and pop out an SD card. “Nice. Come on!” We head back to the boat. I take out my backpack and pull out a netbook. The kinetic charger’s plugged into the back so I know there’s juice. The SD goes into the side slot and to my surprise the machine detects it. Double-click. I get a file directory. DSC3843.jpg. Open file.

A man and woman pose together with the city skyline behind them.

“Hey Mike,” Aaron says.

“Hold on.” DSC3844.jpg. The photo is an image of a dark and blurry man. DSC3845.jpg. More blurry figures but the cameraman’s made progress down the street. Whoever he is, he’s in a hurry or being chased. The woman from before is running and mostly off-frame. DSC3846.jpg. Is this a joke? The picture is of a boy. His mouth bloody. He snarls at the camera. His tiny hands curled and ready to kill. DSC3847.jpg. The woman lying on the floor. A group of people are helping to calm her. No, wait…

DSC3848.jpg. “Holy shit.”

“Mike! Let’s get out of here.”

I face the city. Aaron stands on the boat gripping an oar. They’re everywhere. Decomposed human bodies amble to us. A woman’s ribs show through her tattered peace-symbol T-shirt. A man’s skin flakes off and his jaw is missing. They’re falling over the edge of the sidewalk, crashing into the sand dunes. They crawl towards us. I jump out of the boat and push it back into the river. I’m stepping on something hairy. My toes touch what feels like a muddy nose. Tree branches wrap around my legs.

No, a hand grips my leg. I’m pulled under. I see below the water for an instant. Skeletal faces snap their jaws at me.

My brother grabs me by the scruff of my neck. A ghoul bites into my leg. I scream. Aaron pulls me into the boat and behind me, a ghoul rises from the river. Its skin blue and gray. The eyes missing. Jaw agape wailing silently. He stumbles to us. Aaron clobbers his head with the oar. The waterlogged gray-matter squishes and flies apart. Hands grip the side of our dingy pulling at it.

I grab an oar and jab the water. Aaron does the same. We paddle back to the middle of the river. The ghouls swarm the river bank and collapse into the water.

We row hard and fast.

The city is alive. Ghouls roam the streets. Some run. Most linger or limp. Where did they all come from? They all seem to be attracted to us. We pass under a bridge. Corpses rain over the edge of it. The ghouls explode into parts as they hit the water. “Don’t look! Keep rowing!” My arms are on fire, but I can’t quit now, not with Aaron onboard.

Open water at last. I lie back. My leg throbs. Pain shoots through my body. Aaron takes over the rowing. I tend to my wound. The blood oozes out black; the bite mark looks gangrene. Without the adrenaline I can really feel the pain now. “I’m not feeling so hot,” I say.

Off in the distance, the whine of a motor draws closer to us. Aaron shouts and waves his hands. I see blurry figures alongside our boat, but I know they’re not ghouls. They move with intelligence.

“Aaron! Thank God!” That’s my mom.

“Michael! Keep it together, son!” That’s dad.

“We’re going to have to take his leg off. Now.” That’s Doctor Winters. “Get him to bite on this.” Dad sticks a metal handle in my mouth. Hot pricking sensations bite at my leg. Deeper and deeper. I howl and gnaw at the metal stick in my mouth. A saw buzzes. Blood splatters. Then a splash. “Let’s get him to the Enterprise.”

I open my eyes. How much time passed? My leg itches but when I go to scratch there’s just the bed linen and the mattress underneath. Doctor Winters and my dad come to my bedside. “Good to see you awake son,” Winters says.

My dad hugs me. “Thank God.”

“What were those things?” My dad won’t answer.

Doctor Winters obliged my curiosity: “Some people call it Judgement Day, everyone else has no idea how it happened or why it happened, but fifty years ago the entire world changed when the dead woke up and claimed the land. Some of us were there, some of us were children.” He eyes my father squarely. “This generation’s lucky enough not to know that horror, but I reckon we can’t hide it forever. You’re all gonna have to know.” He handed me my netbook. The photos are still on the desktop.

“Just tell them the truth, son,” Winter says.

THE END

Notes: Okay, this was inspired by a dream I had last night. It goes something like this: I’m investigating a downed airplane and buried in the floorboards of the plane is a digital SLR camera. I pry the camera free, pull out the SD card, and carry it back to some little computer and view the images on it. What’s on the film? The undead. Whoever owned this camera shot pictures of them up close and personal. A kid with blood oozing from his mouth – that’s the only image I remember from the dream and the one I put in the story. This isn’t the first time I’ve had a zombie dream. I don’t consider them nightmares.

I’ve studied dream analysis before. Neuroscientists, believe dreams are a survival mechanism. Dreams are  like a computer randomly sampling files on your harddrive and coming up with a new one. It doesn’t make a bit of sense, but common symbols crop up in dreams such as a dark, shadowy figure chasing after you.  Another common one is falling from a great height (or lucidly flying). It’s the brain trying to cope with surviving horrific things. I guess after so much Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, the Walking Dead, and World War Z, zombies are the dark and shadowy figures of my dreams. And I usually have a shotgun in hand.

Bring on the Apocalypse. I’m ready.